Sunday, January 29, 2006

Breaking News!

As much as I'd like this top secret news to be about the actual team, maybe a trade I heard from an inside source or some movement within management, this has even greater impact on your fan experience at the Arena. Sit down for this one...The Warrior Girls are going to break a new outfit. This uni is all about cowboy boots. But not your ordinary brown or black leather cowboy boots, these ones are a shiny Warrior orange and blue that go about to the knee. While the boots didn't look so hot while they practiced in their sweats and whatever other workout clothes they had on, they should definitely be hot when they break them out on the hardwood in front of the 20,000 fans.

And they'll be dancing to that song that goes:
"These boot were made for walkin, and that's just what they'll do.
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you."

While we drop knowledge about the team, we also give you comprehensize Warrior Girl coverage as well. You just can't get better Warrior girl coverage from any other site. Expect to see these boots and whatever revealing clothes they will wear with them at a Warrior game in the future.


At 2:05 PM, Blogger atma brother #1 said...

HAHAHA. We've reached an all time low- ooops I mean high- at the GSW Blog.

Fantasy Junkie and the rest of us have you covered with the hottest info on the Warriors!

At 2:33 PM, Blogger dj fuzzylogic said...

Warrior girls are central and crucial to the teams welfare and the Warrior nation during moments of crisis, i.e. during games. When we are down on our luck for having poor management, poor draft picks, and you know the rest, the cheerleaders are always there giving us 110%--110% more than Dunleavy ever offers! Not only are we mesmerized by their footwork and artistry, but they are able to raise the morale of the audience. Their scantily clad outfits also makes me forget that i paid 7 dollars for a shitty budlight!

At 2:35 PM, Blogger YaoButtaMing said...

Um i find no merit nor significance until you show me pictures!!!!


At 2:54 PM, Blogger dj fuzzylogic said...

soon my friend, soon...

At 3:03 PM, Blogger Kirkkazas said...

I heard that song recently, didn't Jessica Simpson sing "These Boots Are Made for Walking?"

Nancy Sinatra originally sang it and it was a hit song but that was a long time ago.


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